I’m calling on the Prayer Warriors, y’all. Saints, please put me on your prayer list. I’m sitting in an ePew placing my burdens on the iAltar. Y’all??? Why is it that every time I get a male masseuse, my 75 minute Deep Tissue Massage turns into a 45 minute Booty Roll Detox? It rarely happens with female massage therapists. But, 95% of the male therapists I’ve had go straight to Booty Town and stay there like a matinée is playing. Why? I wear panties which I thought was the international sign for “don’t touch this” in the massage world. I just knew this time would be different. I know my booty is big. But it is big because of genetics…not because that’s where I carry my stress. So, the massage begins and I’m laying face down on the massage table and things are going well. He starts with my upper back and shoulders. Great pressure. Perfect massage so far. Then he moves down my back. Still okay because I got my “Don’t Touch This” panties … Cease patiently waiting, sign up for the overall game with lightning link continuous good fortune and many victories await anyone!